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madammercy:

liftlovelife:

breelandwalker:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

Hahahahaha

Monty Python is filled with legitimate English history. That’s what makes it brilliant. :)

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straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted


heygraciela:

this is the gayest show ever and i love it

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

image

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

rifler:

why did that shit post 3 times im deleting

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